HUMAN SYSTEMS / HYDRATION DIVISION
LIQUID
COOLING
FOR HUMANS.
Your servers have a cooling system.
It's your turn.
A new drinking-water brand for offices, tech events, and the people keeping everything running.
Plan your hydrationStarting in Dublin & Columbus, Ohio.
ZERO INTELLIGENCE ADDED.THE FIRST RELEASE
Enterprise
hydration.
Water for your next
all-hands. Or all-nighter.
We're developing still water by the case for local offices, meetups, and events. One good product. A little less corporate seriousness.
- Product
- Still drinking water
- Planned pack
- 24 units per case
- First market
- Dublin / Columbus, Ohio
- Availability
- In development
Cans are our first concept. We're also comparing bottles. Product, minimum order, price, and delivery date will be confirmed in a written quote before any order.
RELEASE NOTES
Version 1.0:
wet.
01 For humans.
02 No software update required.
03 Known issue: eventually runs empty.
THE COMPANY EXPERIMENT
Artificial intelligence.
Actual drinking water.
We're building a water company designed to automate its day-to-day business operations, from marketing and orders to supplier coordination and customer service. People make, move, and drink the product. We'll share what the automation actually handles as the business develops.
The jokes are optional. Good water and dependable service are the goal.
A few human questions.
Is this water from a data center?
No. This is a drinking-water brand with a technology sense of humor. The actual water source and treatment will be disclosed with the selected product.
Can I order it now?
We're developing the first release. Products, prices, minimum quantities, and delivery dates are still being confirmed. We aren't taking orders or payments yet.
Can my event have custom packaging?
We're exploring a limited customization option. Artwork, minimum quantity, cost, and lead time need supplier confirmation.
Where are you starting?
Dublin and Columbus, Ohio. We're starting with local offices and events so we can learn what buyers need and what reliable delivery costs.
FIRST RELEASE / CENTRAL OHIO
Your cooling capacity
is running low.
Planning water for an office or event?
We'll want to know your quantity, delivery ZIP, and date.
Email the Data Center Water team about your office or event. We use the details you send to respond to your inquiry and coordinate potential quotes. Please leave out payment details.
A quote request will not place an order or reserve a delivery date.